Fat Head

from $12.00

Look, we get it — you can't always yell loud enough to let your player know you are in the stands. So we cut out the next best thing: a giant, glossy, larger-than-life acrylic cutout of your favorite player's face, printed edge-to-edge on 1/8" acrylic that's basically indestructible and definitely guaranteed to not embarrass your player.

This isn't some flimsy poster that curls at the corners. It's a full sheet of acrylic — thick, glossy, and ready to stare down anyone who walks onto the field or court. Mount it, lean it, prop it on the mantle like a weird shrine. We won't ask questions.

SIZING

  • 16" x 20" — Full send. Main wall energy.

  • 8" x 11" — Desk-sized. For when you want the intimidation but your landlord doesn't allow big holes in the wall or you have to sneak it in under your shirt so the player doesn’t know you have it until game time. We get it.

DETAILS

  • Printed on 1/8" acrylic — sturdy, glossy, built to survive game day chaos

  • High-res print, true-to-life color

  • Lightweight enough to wave around like a Petey Pablo concert, heavy enough to feel legit

  • Comes with mounting hardware (because we're not monsters)

FINE PRINT (BUT FUN)
Not recommended for use as a shield during actual football. We tested it. It didn't go great.

After checkout, email your picture of choice to production@inkhouseproduction.com

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Look, we get it — you can't always yell loud enough to let your player know you are in the stands. So we cut out the next best thing: a giant, glossy, larger-than-life acrylic cutout of your favorite player's face, printed edge-to-edge on 1/8" acrylic that's basically indestructible and definitely guaranteed to not embarrass your player.

This isn't some flimsy poster that curls at the corners. It's a full sheet of acrylic — thick, glossy, and ready to stare down anyone who walks onto the field or court. Mount it, lean it, prop it on the mantle like a weird shrine. We won't ask questions.

SIZING

  • 16" x 20" — Full send. Main wall energy.

  • 8" x 11" — Desk-sized. For when you want the intimidation but your landlord doesn't allow big holes in the wall or you have to sneak it in under your shirt so the player doesn’t know you have it until game time. We get it.

DETAILS

  • Printed on 1/8" acrylic — sturdy, glossy, built to survive game day chaos

  • High-res print, true-to-life color

  • Lightweight enough to wave around like a Petey Pablo concert, heavy enough to feel legit

  • Comes with mounting hardware (because we're not monsters)

FINE PRINT (BUT FUN)
Not recommended for use as a shield during actual football. We tested it. It didn't go great.

After checkout, email your picture of choice to production@inkhouseproduction.com